Contact
Tell me where you work.
That is genuinely all I need to start. Give me your business name and the suburbs you cover and I will look at your profile, your rankings and whoever is currently above you, then send you what I find. Free, and you keep the findings whether you hire me or not.
- Reply within one working day
- No pitch you have to sit through
- You deal with me, not a salesperson
Or just ring me: 027 315 9912
What happens next
Three steps, and none of them are a sales call.
I would rather tell you early that something is not worth doing than take the money and find out together in month four.
I look before we talk
Your Business Profile, where you rank in your own suburbs, who is beating you and roughly why. This takes me an hour or so and it happens before any call, so the conversation starts with facts rather than questions you have already answered on your own website.
A short call, if you want one
Twenty minutes, no deck. I tell you what I would do first, what I would leave alone, and what it would cost. If the honest answer is that you should fix something else before you spend anything on marketing, that is what you will get told.
You decide, with no pressure
There is no contract to sign and no notice period beyond the month you are in, so there is nothing to negotiate and nothing to talk you into. If it is not the right time, it is not the right time.
Where I am, and what that means for you
I am English, based in Christchurch, New Zealand, and I work with plumbing businesses across the UK, the US, Australia, Canada and New Zealand. The work itself is all remote, so where I sit makes no difference to it.
The timezone is worth being straight about. If you are in the UK or the US, ringing me is a lottery, so the form or an email is faster. Tell me a time that suits and I will ring you inside your working day rather than mine. That has never been a problem for a single client.
I do not sell exclusive areas, because there is more than enough plumbing work in any town to go round. What I do limit is how many accounts I take on at once, so if I am full I will tell you on the first reply rather than after you have spent time on a call.
If you would rather just ring
027 315 9912, or stu@eightysix.digital. Same person either way. The form only exists because it prompts you for the details I would otherwise have to ask for.
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